Last Night..

Although last night was a bit too amazing, I first of just wanted to know how many people have started their blog with the title “Last Night”. It just shows when I go out the night before I lack a lot of creativity so don’t expect this to be filled with fantasy style scripture and monsters on the way to fight a pack of wild whores… It’s just going to be about the antics of last night.

So after a quality night shift with JP and Wanley I went to McDonalds to start off my healthy eating day as I ate a Sausage McMuffin. After being woken up at 2pm by Call of Duty 4 sounds coming from the next room I decided to get up and listen to Limp Bizkit all day which I have been doing for the past 3 days now but it’s all good. After this huge session of Nu Metal me and Ken went to Burger King where again, I had a nice healthy meal of an XL bacon double cheeseburger and the girl who served me was absoloutly amazing, why the fuck was she working in Burger King when she looked that good, I don’t know.

So anyway, at this point I was expecting only 3 of us to be going out but it ended up that there was 8 of us going… IDEAL! We started at Lloyds and had a pint and a bit of banter then moved onto the office which was £1 a drink… £5 later I was feeling slightly drunk, and by slightly I mean I was wasted… time for shades!

Met up in shades with a few awesome people, had some drink, bit of banter, i fell over as per usual etc etc and it was cool. As you may or may not know, we do a lot of random things when we are drunk (me and my friends) so when someone decided that we would walk home, we just knew that it had to be done but not before we walked passed some building work and all charged at the fence to knock it down.

So, the walking home got as far as 23 taxis but no, we didn’t get a taxi, instead we started to chant “beach” so thats were we went, 8 drunk people, at this point we did exchange 2 members for another 2 who we saw out but it was still all good as two of my mates went skinny dipping… how they didn’t realise that one of us would steal their clothes was stupid of them, so we all watched them walk back up over the rocks, naked.

At this point we realised that all the clothes had not been picked up as lees jeans were missing so we had to go back down and look for them, after lots of shouting, screaming, laughing and the kicking of dog shit bins we realised that one had lost his wallet and phone while the other had lost his shoes, we scrapped the idea of walking home and just got a taxi, how fun.

Then I had some milk and went to bed.

I’ve been Richard T. Brown IV, thanks for paying attention!